Manicures are best done by professionals.

Make sure to anchor your bounce house. No one wants to be a bouncy house victim.

Borrowed from Facebook, but worth repeating... Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

Fried chicken is a powerful laxative.

Towels should be folded in thirds from left to right and then in half from top to bottom.

We all look dorky in pictures from when we were younger.

Lifting your arm to place the cookie in your mouth apparently is not considered exercise... Go figure!

There is no spoon.

No one ever drowned in their own sweat.